Monday, October 8, 2007

Coolium goldmember - Austin Powers in Goldmember Reviews

ok look it was da bomb! i really loved the part where britney's head blew off. it was sweet and the whole movie was sweet. i love it. ya baby ya! lol.

Hands down the best and funniest. - Austin Powers in Goldmember Reviews

The first of this series was funny the first and second time through, then it gets old. The 2nd was funny the first time only. This is much better than those two, because it makes jokes about a wider range of subjects, not just Bond movies. Yah, there are still plenty of double meanings and jokes like that, but they are presented in a much better way. The opening scene is hilarious, Meyers is pretty funny(still), but Michael Caine is the standout in this movie. Another plus about this is that it makes some jokes about the first two movies. This exceeded all of my expectations, and was a lot better than the first two. ***

Great!!! - Austin Powers in Goldmember Reviews

one of the few sequels that are better than the preceeding movies MIKE MYERS is gr as usual so is mini ME :) and al the rest of the cast coooool movies.

Sunday, October 7, 2007

Recycled bull***** - Austin Powers in Goldmember Reviews

Almost ALL of the jokes in this movie was recycled from the previous two movies. i find it really surprising this movie did well at the box office considering that mike myers did not bother to add anything original to this movie. why did they cast beyonce knowles as foxy cleopatra? beyonce can't act for *****.

Things rot with age - Austin Powers in Goldmember Reviews

Compared to the first movie, this sequel to the sequel could be called a midiocer(spelled wrong) comedey. Once again they reveal yet another member of the Powers family. This movie does have Beyonce in it, but was she really made for acting? The answer is no ppl.

Where the heck is vinnie? - Austin Powers in Goldmember Reviews

OK, what the heck?? Somebody told me Vinnie Barbarino was in this movie. I didn't see him. Is it a joke? Without Vinnie the best I can give this schlock is a D+

Saturday, October 6, 2007

My favorite movie series - Austin Powers in Goldmember Reviews

Hello reader, Goldmember is a good movie but I think the first and the second movies are my favorite I would recommend seeing them if you haven?t. I personally think the script is poor. It has lots of funny moments in it but it can?t beat the first 2. The acting is ok but not the greatest.

I love this movie - Austin Powers in Goldmember Reviews

This movie ROCKS the first time I seen it I laughed so much I choked it is so cool I love the people that are in it this is a awesome movie

The brittney is almost on fire - Austin Powers in Goldmember Reviews

I think brittney spears is ok. I like her sister a lot better. I loved the movie austin Powers in goldmember. However this is suppose to be about Brittney and i did not see her in a lot of this movie. I think she can score better then this.

Friday, October 5, 2007

Story makes no sense! - Austin Powers in Goldmember Reviews

The story,weird. The director mustv'e been having mental problems making the movie. IT IS THE WORST AUSTIN POWERS MOVIE, PERIOD!!!!!! The first one, well, it was okay, second, laughing my head off, and the third, I saw it, WHY?

Hilarious - Austin Powers in Goldmember Reviews

One of the funnyest films I have everseen, but its still crude, and junky, in fact its one of the worst directed movies I have everseen also, and Mike Myers can't act to add some more problems to it, and it does'nt need that.

Not as good as the first two - Austin Powers in Goldmember Reviews

Yeah yeah, it had a lot of good jokes, but it was mostly hype over this movie. Beyonce can act somewhat and Mike Myers gives a crazy performance after acting in four different character types. Not a movie I'd watch all the time..

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Not bad, but a bit of a let-down - Austin Powers in Goldmember Reviews

This movie is by no means terrible. In fact, many would place it in the upper echelon of mediocrity. However, the movie disappoints because of the high standard set by the first two, and especially the second of the two, Austin Powers films. Mike Myers is great as always, except perhaps in his portrayal of the title character, and this film has some of the funniest individual gags of the entire series (a music video comes to mind), but throughout the film it seems as if the moviemakers were searching for more material as they went. This movie reminds me of a musical album with too many songs. They wanted to include everything that was thought to have merit, and even if all of the jokes work, mistakes will always be made. Besides Myers, the acting is questionable. Beyonce is hackneyed beyond the point of what is needed, and Foxy doesn't match with Austin well. Austin is not 70s, he's 60s. Michael Caine does inject two or three hilarious one-liners, but many of the other new characters are not as memorable as a Robin Swallows or a Fez. In addition, too much attention is focused on Scott Evil, who has never been a favorite among Austin Powers fans. This movie is saved because of the fact that it is supposed to be a stupid comedy, of course, and because closure is indeed presented. But the main reason for its frailty in the first place is the comedic masterpiece that was the second film. If this was the only film in the series, perhaps it would have met more critical acclaim. As it stands, however, it is a bit of a let-down.

Austin shags again..... - Austin Powers in Goldmember Reviews

This movie is funny, In my opinion the funniest part is the mole part, When I saw this movie I was laughing my ass off, as in literally, my girl was even so embarrased because i was laughing so hard...but i couldnt help it, that large mole i guess tickled my sense of humor so bad

Austin redeemed!!! funny as hell - Austin Powers in Goldmember Reviews

This third entry in the Austin saga was a breath of fresh air for the most part. Funny from start to finish with lots of memorable moments. The dialogue wasn't as quotable as the first but the gags made up for it. This one was pretty clever except for the character of Goldmember who is simply annoying and disgusting - he eats his dead skin for chrissakes! Beyonce was great and the addition of Michael Caine, the man that Austin was based on in part was a stroke of genius. The childhood stuff was all hilarious and the cameos, especially Danny DeVito and Fred Savage were top notch. A nice addittion to the funny series. Austin buffs should like it, I did.

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

I guess they must make three - Austin Powers in Goldmember Reviews

Ok, the first two were brilliant satirical comedies, but Mike Myers didn't even pretend to try on this one. The villain "Goldmember" was totally lame, the whole bit about Dr. Evil and Austin being brothers was stupid, and it didn't have near the good lines as the previous two. Very dissapointing!

Funniest yet - Austin Powers in Goldmember Reviews

This was the best movie ever. I loved the jokes and the story actually made sense the direction was excellent and the visuals were excellently visable. The movie actually had a plot. Beyonce was great she claimed the title of Foxxy Cleopatra she was a whole lot o woman. Mini Me was funnier and had more jokes and he actually had lines in this movie. Mike Myers just gets funnier everytime. But the part that didn't make sense was how colud Mike Myers be his own brother. Stupid but funny everything about this movie is good.SEE IT BUY IT RENT IT BORROW IT SEE IT.

Goldmember is definitely the funniest of the three - Austin Powers in Goldmember Reviews

Goldmember is definitely the funniest of the three Austin Powers features, but suffers from a badly written script. The actual plot isn't that bad (Austin's father is kidnapped by the evil Goldmember who has used a time machine to transport himself from 1975 to 2002 to wreck havoc on the world. And the small side story of Austin trying to connect with his 'Never There' father), but Mike Myers seemed to try and include most (If not all) of his great skits from the first two movies. The result is a movie that starts to seem like just a bunch of funny clips pilled together to make a movie. But luckily new hilarious skits, and some still funny old ones save this film from becoming another one of Hollywood's horrible sequels. As I said before, this is arguably the funniest of all the Austin powers movies. All of the great characters from the first two are back; Mr. Evil, Mini-Me, Fat Bastard, Scott, Fral Farbisena (sorry if I spelled anything wrong. Ever try spelling Farbisena, it's hard), No. 2, and of course, Austin. A few new characters add to the movie; Goldmember is the best of these; a Dutch, skin flake eating, madman (oh, by the way; he really does have a goldmember). The other new character is Foxxy Cleopatra, played by Beyonce Knowles, is another great addition to the Powers family. Over these past three Austin Powers movies, Mike Myers has shown the he is one of the funniest men alive ... So overall, I would definitely say this movie is worth the 1? hours of your time...

Monday, October 1, 2007

Schmoke and a pancake? - Austin Powers in Goldmember Reviews

oh come on whoo doesnt love this movie? this one is the best out of all 3 of the series. i do not like beyonce as the lead female tho....shes not a very good actress and seems very insecure with herself. however, mike meyers is obviously funny and austin powers is the only movie that makes me crack up equally as much as the first time i saw it. whoo hoo!

Beyonce did a great job - Austin Powers in Goldmember Reviews

Without Beyonce I believe this movie would have gone down hill. Beyonce just grab the camera and made it her own. You go Beyonce cannot wait to see you in a another film soon.

Haha - Austin Powers in Goldmember Reviews

This was a very hilarious movie mike myers once again was funny as hell i could not stop laughing as i saw the movie i think every1 should c it